America Simulator 2025

👔 Incredible game. You’re defending the capital. It’s patriotic. It’s powerful.

🏛️ They say I’m in the game. That’s how good it is

💥 We’re getting rid of the felons, the criminals, the trash. Fast.

🌮 They slapped a giant TACOS sign on my house. On MY house.

🧱 You build walls. You blast hordes. You ignore Bernie. I love walls.

😭 It's big. It’s beautiful. It’s basically a documentary.